Every guy is guilty of acting funny when he sees pretty ladies and no blame because men are moved by what they see while ladies are moved by what they hear. It started from the beginning of this world when Adam saw eve, calling her “the bone of my bones”. . Hehehehe the power of a woman!
When guys spot a pretty lady, they do funny things which are will summarised below;
1. Lustful Starring: This is common to all guys when they spot pretty lady around either walking pass them, gisting with friends, etc. There is this kind of ‘look’ guys show on their face to get the girl ASAP. They will size the body shape, face, etc. Some during the process may end up in gutter, some loosing control of wheels when driving, etc.
2. Stalking: Probably the guy is eyeing the lady who happens to stay around his area, this is when the guy will stay at a strategic point to watch her moves, when she leaves home, when she comes in, etc. A friend narrated how a guy who is obsessed stalking her at CMS bus stop
every day around 7pm when she is going home (lekki). It funny though when love
becomes lust. Obsession replace love
3. Phone Call: Ladies love
rich dudes, agreed! But not all ladies place an initial condition HE MUST BE RICH. Some guys act funny when they sit beside a pretty lady. This is when they form story calling some one; they are expecting shipment/container at Apapa, they should send that 1 billion naira to his account for business transaction, etc. You are rich and you are boarding KEKE, DANFO, MOLUE. Not all ladies are dump na bros!
4. Flaunting: It’s good when guys flaunt their asset (money, power) but in a right way. You meet the pretty lady for the 1st time and u are flaunting your asset. Hehehehe funny and silly at same time. Such guys, many of them will end up on her maga list.
5. Love Letter: In the olden days when technology
is just at the development stage when guys spot pretty ladies, they look for shakespare
love poem, compose love letter and tell someone to deliver it for them. For those who cannot lay their hands on shakespare
, they compose funny love letter like “you are the egg in my egg roll. Without u, I am puff puff” (just kidding though).
has grown, toasting has changed skills. Guys send PM, mails (nairaland, facebook
for example), voice sms, phone calls, etc. It’s funny when u spot a pretty lady picture on nairaland and the next thing is to send love message to someone u have not met.